nerd!hongjoong/slut!wooyoung

thinking about extremely shy, math major hongjoong who tutors on the side and it's mostly easy, but then wooyoung happens. Wooyoung's a freshman who's failing his classes bc he spends SO much time fucking around (literal). even with the tutoring wooyoung is so tired his assignments and quizzes are shit.

they're halfway through the semester when hongjoong finally snaps and is like "ok. look. i'll make a deal with you if it'll get you to finally FOCUS. get a hundred on your next quiz and you can fuck me."

he doesn't know why he says it. hongjoong's a virgin and he's barely even been kissed.

UNFORTUNATELY IT WORKS. it works almost TOO well, bc wooyoung shows up with his 💯 and hongjoong starts freaking out a bit and is like "i'm. um. wait -" and wooyoung realizes in the middle of hongjoong's stuttering and blurts out "are you a virgin" and hongjoong's embarrassed AF but wooyoung is unlocking unknown kinks.

so wooyoung is like "ok. postponed. let me take you out to dinner." and hongjoong agrees, bc he assumes wooyoung will cash in later, but he just... doesn't? wooyoung starts asking for small things like kisses for his good grades and when he gets answers right and hongjoong has a suspicion he's bagged a bf???

ut like. wooyoung never brings up the original thing. and hongjoong... hongjoong is getting kinda desperate? he's heard SO many things about how good wooyoung is in bed, heard everyone lamenting that wooyoung seemingly doesn't sleep around anymore, and he has NOT gotten any. ridiculous. totally untenable.

so hongjoong makes an embarrassing lingerie purchase, because he doesn't know how else to get wooyoung's attention. and wooyoung is trying to be SO good. he's trying to do this right? so even though he can SEE the hint of lace he's, like. being such a gentleman. lingerie is not an invitation!!!

and about twenty minutes into their study session hongjoong throws his pencil down and is like "it's been twelve dates! why won't you fuck me! i'm READY now i was ready after the FIRST date oh my god give me your COCK" and like. okay, wooyoung was trying to be good, but you know. hongjoong asked so.

anyway that's how wooyoung finds out that 1. hongjoong is a power bottom and 2. taking hongjoong's virginity opened up pandora's sex toy box and hongjoong might be a little math nerd but he wants to try EVERYTHING and he is. weirdly smug about having bagged wooyoung over... everyone else wooyoung has fucked lmao.

(see original on twitter. no i won't call it x.)